Homos are a HOOT!

Neil Patrick Harris, NPH aka Doogie Houser MD, is a HOOT.  First of all, his current show, "How I Met Your Mother" is really good, I hope it's in its last season (if you watch it you know why).  NPH plays the role of "Barney Stetson" a manwhore, there I said it.  He is brilliant in adding humor and credibility to the role of a homosexual playing a hetrosexual with hormones raging.

Last Sunday at the 82nd Academy Awards, NPH performed an engaging and funny number. In  his number, he sings, "Why does a prisoner drop his soap? Because no one wants to do it alone.".  All in reference to his hosting in the past but having to do it alone.  He was really funny when he sang, " the best pair since Dolly Parton".  See homosexuals are really funny because they do not care what people think.  The journey thru one's own sexual orientation even with the most wonderfully supportive parents is the emotional equivalent of marching barefoot thru waist high crunchy peanut butter.  With that in mind, you can see why we (us homosexuals) are funny, caustic and sweet.  We are funny because when you are genuine, honest and comfortable in your own skin. One is caustic when the hurt real, perceived, self inflicted or inflicted by others is too much to overcome.  Another theory of mine is that the conversation or circumstances resurrects the hurt. In order to exorcise the hurt--caustic comments bubble up.  The sweetness comes from our empathy for women. Why?  After being taunted, ridiculed and being dumped by and on by hetrosexual men, we love our gal pals.

When a homosexual is being funny, listen to the story, listen to the emotions, listen to the delivery.  You are getting a rich, insightful, and genuine insight laden commentary.  Don't let the humor fool you, homos are a hoot.  Oh yeah, but don't cross one, they can see in the dark.